That all sounds great, but where the hell is it? Well, it turns out that the script has a glitch that needs to be ironed out before it can be installed on this server. I've written to the programmer who wrote it and have looked into fixing it myself so a solution is close.
Specifically, the script does not allow for the database to be run on a server other than localhost. The script needs to accommodate hostnames other than localhost to be entered as the database server.
I will of course announce when it is ready. In the meantime, you can see the broken version here: